- Mele Kalikimaka! http://bit.ly/g0ZlNZ #
- Which cool clippy thing should I use for my keys? http://plixi.com/p/66008277 #
- Weird: My brother thinks his daughter's SSN is cute. Weirder: I think he might be right. #
- I'm getting my hair cut in a mall. Get ready to be wowed, America! #
- Just got an Android phone? The best apps, accessories, and tips http://engt.co/g2w2DM #
- Having a milkshake at 10:45. Guess where. #
- @katzsarah yes! And it cost seven dollars! #
- @katzsarah smoothies are pretty good, but you get those anywhere… but man, seven bucks! and now they want me to pay for wi-fi! #
- I'm still in Atlanta. Jsyk. Fwiw. F. #
- I just had this feeling that my bag wasn't on my plane. I should go buy some scratch-offs. #
- Obama’s Katrina http://bit.ly/gqYyq0 #
- I just sent my dad a text, but he never checks his text messages. He should start. #
- New York's alright if you like saxophones. #
- New York's alright if you like saxophones. #
- Dancing With the Stars Flirtini Pony. #