- I'm pretty sure the TSA is getting dumber and dumber… #
- Weather in Santa Cruz: awesome. #
- My sister just lit some candles so the dinner table would look nice. Hazel started singing happy birthday. #
- It takes me a minute and two seconds to chug a bottle of Bud Light Lime. #
- Vacation's almost over. On the way home. Bummer. #
- Guardian Angels @ Clark and Lake Blue Line stop. Tubby ones, too! #