- This could be the kind of meal I tell my grandkids about… But more likely its the kind of meal I just eat and forget. #
- @ccbayer That settles it; I’m cancelling my Y membership and joining your gym. #
- Burger King now sells “Burger Shots”. Wtf? No, that’s crazy enough to type it all out: What the fuck? A burger shot! #
- Keith Olbermann has sweet initials. #
- Jay Leno is astoundingly unfunny… And porcine. #
- Seriously, really, really, really unfunny. #
- Even his band sucks. Why couldn’t Obama go on Letterman?!? #
- Didier Defago #
- Things in my fridge: condiments: 95%; rotten vegetables: 5%. #
- Best midnight drunken snack: giant salad. #
- Karaoke! #