- What reason is there for my not being able to sleep? There is no reason. I hate mornings. #
- Suburbs, ho! #
- Someone in my building cooked something that smells really good, and it wasn’t me. Or my house is on fire. #
- @laurendare Hungover from so many obscene cupcakes, or starving for lack of virtuous ones. So to speak, of course. #
- @ccbayer except for when it’s that homeless chef who camps out on the backstairs landing, you’re probably right. #
- Snowing. Again. Not rad. I know it’s only February whatevereth, but I’m not stoked. #
- Wtdf? The weatherman’s last name is Freeze. I think I identified our problem… #
- Some murderer dude shot himself down the street from me. That’s weird. #