- I've got the hashtag, now I just need the corresponding joke. #etymLOLogy 12:46:07, 2013-05-29
- A thousand years ago, equine vocalizations ended with velar fricatives. #neigh #horstoricallinguistics 13:18:34, 2013-05-29
- RT @tedleo: Considering changing the name of TL/Rx to TL;DR. 10:37:13, 2013-05-30
- I've got a magic bike. http://t.co/3YlWmJ3ODh 15:59:23, 2013-05-30
- RT @chadamerica: If you come to Showtime tonight (113 Rhode Island ave nw) go easy on me. It's my first day. And I skipped the training. 23:30:14, 2013-05-31
- Looking for somewhere to store all your shopping carts? I know just the place. http://t.co/nInOczc4g6 15:40:57, 2013-06-01
- Thanks for leaving the dead mouse at my door, neighborhood cat! http://t.co/iK3EgK4K3C 09:53:37, 2013-06-02
- Seeing @JeppsonsMalort retweet @OldStyleChicago just made me homesick. 12:29:30, 2013-06-02