- @emptitious how many sopes does 5k buy you? #
- i'm about a mile from @thetwinshadow and i can't get into the show. it'd be awesome if it didn't suck! #
- @thetwinshadow i got a bracelet, the people were really nice. the problem was my luggage- didnt fit in the lockers! whoops. #
- @thetwinshadow ! i wish i had thought of that! i'm back in the "town" now, maybe we can meet later, if you're not flying to berlin tonight. #
- If prostitutes, pot, and long lines at museums aren't your thing, canals will be your favorite thing about Amsterdam. #
- I've got a fool proof plan for getting to London in time tomorrow. It involves a taxi, two trains, and a bus. What could go wrong? #
- What do planes do when there's an earthquake? #
- Can someone go to my apartment and make sure my TV is okay? #
- @ciampion dude, are you a one-man army at war with lyndon larouche? #
- Home again, home again, jiggity jig… #
- It turns out that what I missed the most was my toothpaste. Tom's is the best. #
- Do you know what I mean when I say gigantic homecoming corsage? this is what I mean. http://t.co/tHMgfvn #
- This jacket is covering up my fashion! #
- @tks_smith did you go on it with her? Did she go upside down? #
- Do we think this Irene chick is for real? Should I fill my bathtub with whiskey just in case? #
- What would it be like walking around on a cube-shaped planet? http://t.co/tGlxLE1 #
- Yikes. My phone just freaked out and tried to send fb friend requests to a million people. I think I stopped it, but the trust is gone. #