- I thought that was a Homefill. #
- I'm at an airport, so you know what's about to happen, and you know why. #
- I asked for a shake, I got soft serve with a splash of milk. Oh well, at least it came in a half gallon jug. #
- The Cincinnati airport is like a bad hair museum. #
- The philosophical underpinnings of David Foster Wallace's fiction. http://bit.ly/fumL47 #
- The first grammarian was named Dionysius Thrax. Is there a bigger disconnect between the awesomeness of a name and a profession? #
- Who you callin' chicken, chicken? http://plixi.com/p/64676341 #
- Who you callin' a fancy chicken, fancy chicken? http://plixi.com/p/64679550 #
- Mini biting goat. http://plixi.com/p/64686411 #
- Who you callin' a jackass, jackass? http://plixi.com/p/64685163 #
- A goat on top of a thing. http://plixi.com/p/64689230 #
- @katzsarah I'm at what is apparently a restaurant/petting zoo combo. Now that I've realized that, I'm kinda grossed out. #
- According to my dad, linguistics is studying how to play kazoos. #
- Nothing whets your appetite for a glass of wine like a glass of wine. #
- Grass where you're standing looks like dirt with green hair. #
- New record for sleeping in on Christmas morning- 11 am. #