- The best thing about black socks is that they never get dirty. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Spent the day wearing my new underwear backwards. #whywouldtheyputthetaginthefront #
- Abner Doubleday is not the older brother of baseball. http://bit.ly/crTMYU #
- Kid Sister in a Kia commercial. Can she still be famous in a Hyundai? #
- Are the wives old or the tales? #
- You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship. #
- Turns out I don't know how negation works in Japanese… #
- the cool thing about alphabetical order is that it doesn't change very often. like, i could totally use a dictionary from last year. #