- Today, I will eat a sandwich. #
- Don't try to level a fridge with the doors still off. It's not how you do it. (Also, I'm done upstairs- wtf took me so long?) #
- i think @nikkie_dee_, @johnny_exp, and @thevcb have me confused with @royalbrett. it's an easy mistake to make. #
- No oatmeal at the coffeeshop on the day I want oatmeal. Why is that not surprising? #
- The new Illinois driver's licenses re kinda dumb looking. Fortunately, my new photo is awesome, so everything evens out. #
- How do I define success? By whether or not I remember to refill my brita. Today was a successful day. #
- Baseball is cool. #
- I hate baseball. #
- We all get mad; we all get late. #