Today was our first of two days in Wilderness, a small town right at the start of South Africa’s garden route, with miles of beautiful beaches and…  well, not much else!  But that’s what we were here for.  We woke up, went upstairs, ad had breakfast, scanning waves for a glimpse of a dolphin or two.  Definitely saw a lot of things that might have been dolphins; not a whole lot of things that definitely were dolphins.

Breakfast.

As you can see from the photo, it was an overcast day, but this was our Beach Day, and we weren’t gonna let that stop us from going to the beach!  But since we’d be swimming and leaving our stuff unattended, we didn’t take a camera or anything else with us- just towels and a credit card, pretty much.

That’s really a shame, too, because the beach was absolutely deserted- nobody around to relieve of us our stuffs!  We foud a ice place to swim, and then did so.  While we were in the waves, a couple came up and set up camp right next to our stuff, which was…  odd, because it was literally just us on maybe 5 miles of beach.  But so it goes!

Based on a recommendation from our Cape Point tour guide, we climbed up to some now unused railroad tracks and followed them to the site of an abandoned cave restaurant.  Well, abandoned isn’t the right word.  After a landslide rendered the tracks less-than-train-worthy, the cave restaurant found itself patronless and shut down.  A bit later, a Christian mystic fellow named Clifford (!) decided it would make a nice spot for a place of worship, reminiscent of the Throne of the Third Heaven but with driftwood.  The mystic wasn’t home, but we still got to glimpse his impressive seashell windchime collection.

Past the church, there was an old rusty bridge crossing a ravine, but we got spooked about crossing it and turned around before reaching the next town (Vic Bay).  Of course, we didn’t have a camera, but man!  Imagine some cool photos!

We ate lunch at a nice little cafe called Bee Juice and ordered some craft beer with our sandwiches, which we were pretty excited about!  We’re not really wine drinkers, and South Africa is a wine country.  Remember how South Africans can’t make cocktails?  Well, they can’t make beer either.  Yikes.

Afterwards, we went to the grocery store and considered (but rejected) going to Off The Rails pub- a converted train station on the old tracks.  With supplies in hang from the grocery store, we headed back to showers and a picnic dinner in the sand.

Dinner.

Another big day!

We woke up in our cabin in the Karoo and set out on a little hike around the farm.  The temps were supposed to be in the high 100s (but luckily a dry scorchingly unbearable heat.), so we got up early to try to avoid that.  But of course, we didn’t and it was super hot!  We saw some great lizards, got a nice view of the farm, and got to spend  a few minutes with the owner, her two probably Australian shepherds, and oen ridiculously goofy, gigantic Great Dane puppy.

The little black lizards are pretty exciting the first time you see them.

 We packed up and left pretty early, cause we had a ton of driving to do. Our first stop was in Calitzdorp- the heart of the South African Port-style fortified wine country.  It was a little early for port, alas, but we did pick up a little purple hippo to add to our ceramic hippo collection (yeah.), and had a tremendously good scone at Eberhart’s pipe shop (where they do sell pipes!)  We almost missed our next appointment because they apparently had to make the cream from scratch (including raising cows to maturity, the milking them and whipping the resulting cream).  but it was worth it!  That scone was tremendous!  Tremendous!  I mean, it wasn’t big or anything, but we were both quite tremended.

Even in Africa… #tbtmms

Post Calitzdorp, we rushed over to the Cango Caves, where Brett  was too much of a wimp (claustrophobic he claims, like giving something a Greek name makes you something other than a wimp) to take the “Adventure Tour” which involved some real tight passages, but we still went on the regular tour, which was still pretty impressive!  The closest-to-the-surface areas of the caves hve been occupied for tens of thousands of years (!!!), but the internal areas weren’t discovered until much more recently, like the 19th century.  Pretty impressive!

The first big room had really great acoustics and was  until recently the home for various musical performances.  Our guide used the opportunity to sing some gospel songs- ostensibly to show off the quality of the auditorium, but felt more like just showing off his own pipes.

Folks in a cave!

Post-caves, we went to the first ostrich farm we could find, cause this is ostrich country!  It felt like it might be a little cheesy, but OMG IT WAS AWESOME!!  Our guide had an amazing accent, especially when saying the word “ostrich”- which she said a lot!  IT was great!  Brett kissed an ostrich, basically, thanks to the guide convincing him to hold a food pellet between his lips.

The sickness we’d contracted in Cape Town (or on the plane, more likely) had jumped from one of us to the other, so we stopped in the booming metropolis of Outdshorn for lunch and pills.  The pharmacists there are all fantastic- asking you about your symptoms, etc, before suggesting the right drug.  There was also a broken automatic door at the pharmacy, which we dumbly stood in front of for 30 seconds until someone pointed out the “BROKEN, PLEASE PULL” sign.

Driving south to the coast, the landscape quickly changed from dry, red desert to lush mountains and then back to a Central California-looking cliffy coastline.  We found our hotel- the Pink Lodge- and walked out onto the water.  A gigantic (like..  3 feet across?  Or should I say 1 meter…) jellyfish greeted us on the shore, along with hundreds of tiny snails, which, to our surprise/chagrin/disgust/etc apparently eat beached jellies!  Hooray!  We ate at the strongly recommended Salinas, which…  idk, let’s just say if it was named after Salinas, Kansas, I wouldn’t have found that shocking.  But we saved the cork from our champagne, so we’re likely to remember that mediocre meal for ages.

Okay!  Our time in the booming metropolis is ending, and our time driving begins!  We’ve got a long day today, so we get up early and call an Uber to take us to the Avis location.  Unfortunately, the Uber driver gets a flat immediately outside our apartment, so we had to get another car.

The line at the Avis dealership was a little long, but that was nice, because Brett needed some time to get amped up about driving on the left.  We ended up with a Ford Ecosport, which was great!  Because we were burning liters and driving meters, we have no idea how eco the car really was, but we were happy to have it.  Crucially, it came with a USB charger!  No more worries about phones dying in the middle of the desert.

This is wikipedia photo of an Ecosport! Thanks, Wikipedia!

We headed out of Capetown toward the Northeast.  Our car came equipped with an EZ-pass type thing for the toll roads, but we discovered that it didn’t actually work as we entered our first toll tunnel.  But that wasn’t a big deal, cause there was a toll booth operator, so we could pay in cash.  But we didn’t have cash, which wasn’t a big deal because they took credit cards.  But they only took South African-issued credit cards (?!?!), which finally wasn’t a big deal when the South African patiently waiting behind us exited his car and walked up to pay the toll for us!  Whoops.

The tunnel was frightening!  In Brett’s zeal to not drive in the right lane, he tended to drive partially in the left shoulder.  Which is fine when there’s a shoulder, but less fine when it’s a curb and you’re in a tunnel and there’s a giant 18-wheeler on the other side!  Whew!  But the tunnel eventually ended and everyone agreed Becca should feel comfortable warning Brett when he was sliding leftwards.

Driving was mostly fine, actually.  It was super weird, but South African drivers are fanstastic!  We’d been warned otherwise, but it was really smooth!  People pulled over to le tyou pass them, and when they wanted to pass you, they’d  get close without tailgating too hard, then flash their blinkers in gratitude after they passed!  So nice!

Our first stop was in Montagu, a nice little town with an ibis garden (?) and a church and some shops and people that spoke to us in Afrikaans  Which we didn’t know what to make of, feeling so foreign, but so it goes.  There was also a Hadassah resale shop that seemed to specialize in wine carriers.

I really thought you could see more ibises in this photo.

After a little wandering, we kept on to Barrydale, where we had lunch at a weird little restaurant (previously identified in our thorough itinerary!) called Diesel and Creme.  Food was delicious, though we didn’t spring for the milkshakes, despite looking really super delicious.  Also did some grocery shopping and attempted to visit a local artists’ studios gallery, but it closed early that day.  Bummed.

From Barrydale, made our way to the Place, a little cabin on a farm (way) outside of Ladysmith (NB: the Ladysmith in the Western Cape is Ladysmith.  Ladismith is in KZN.)   The cabin smelled delicious- we’ve been meaning to follow up with the owner to see what her homemade atomizer fuel was.  We spent the afternoon walking around the dry riverbed running through the property, following animals tracks and listening to the wind through the reeds.

Also, there were a lot of dead crabs, which went sadly unphotographed.  We cooked dinner (curried potatoes!) and ate outside, then spent hours staring at some of the most amazing stars we’d ever seen.  The kind of night that makes you realize why they call it the Milky Way.  We thought the hood of our car would make a great place to search for shooting stars and ogle Venus, and it would have been, had Brett not dented the car.  Thankfully, it went unnoticed by Avis.  Whoops!

After spending a few days in Cape Town, we ventured out of the city with a tour company to check out Cape Point, which our guide was careful to point out was the most southwesterly point of Africa; Cape Algulhas is actually the southern most point.  We wouldn’t be making it there, despite someone’s fascination with arbitrary superlatives.

Our tour group was maybe 12 people, mainly European, to the extent that describes Brits…  The tour started in the old Cape Malay community, Bokaap, known for brightly painted houses, in which regard it didn’t disappoint:

See? It could be a Tide commercial in a world where we laundered our homes.

The tour guide told us a story about why the houses were painted such bright colors (and, like Boston, it wasn’t to help drunks identify their house).  In what was supposed to be a shocking reveal, but just seemed…  obvious, it turns out people painted their houses bright colors because they both could and wanted to.

After this, we drove out and around Table Mountain and made our way to Boulder Beach on the Cape Peninsula, best known for its Cape Penguin colony.  Despite the wind whipping around sand at lacerating rates, we spent a ton of time ogling waterfowl (can we call them that?) and quietly wondering why so much time had been allotted to…  penguins.  Which is a weird thing to say for an animal-obsessive, but seriously, penguins don’t do much.  Except these two lovebirds:

*dorbz

We followed this up by getting back in the car and driving further south to the actual Cape Point, where we piled out of the car to clamber up the very top of the Cape of Good Hope.  Which was pretty nice!  Unlike with the penguins, unfortunately, we weren’t allotted a ton of time, so we had to kinda rush up and down.    The photo-op friendly Cape of Good Hope sign was the scene of a great number of people friendlyly fighting for time by themselves. ( One thing that gives me joy is seeing huge groups of people all taking the same photo; I loved this.- brs)

After this, we made our way back to the city, stopping at a beautiful vineyard to get some great wine, though our tour company was def getting a major  kickback from the vineyard in exchange for customers.  But that’s okay!  On the way home, we had a little adventure when a big open-top sightseeing bus was doing some DIY tree-trimmming and caused a giant branch to come crashing down on our van.  Pretty intense!

The tour was pretty good, but it was a lot of driving.  The tour company prided itself on being young and hip, which was…  maybe not so great.  There was a kind of post-whatever blase attitude about tours.  They weren’t gonna bore us with all the details of everything we were seeing, just taking us to the places we wanted to go!  But, you know, it’s a tour, so maybe a little bit more memorized patter would have been a good thing.

Our driver dropped us at the Company’s Garden, which was right by our apartment.  IT’s also the location of a big museum (which I forget) but it was closed, and the old synagogue, also closed.  But the garden was nice, especially the cats and squirrels.  We stopped in an open cathedral on the way home and sneakily watched choir practice!

Dinner was the Planet Restaurant, located in a hotel run by the same people who ran the hotel featured during our aperitif honeymoon last June.  And it was delicious, again!  No photos there, alas, but it did have a gorgeous starry chandelier.

Day 4!  Really more like  a Day 2, honestly, but I’m sticking to the numbering system we already set up.

Today was a little bit…  real?  We started off around 9 am with a tour of the Langa towship with Chippa of Siviwe Tours.  We’d been told (and we now agree) that a township tour is a must-do/must-see.  Beforehand, it felt like it might be a little exploitative/voyeury, but it didn’t feel that way doing it and was important to have that perspective as we experienced the rest of the country.

Our guide was born and raised in Langa and still lived there, and he was fantastic.  He was pretty thorough in discussing the history and development of the township, and by the end was comfortable giving his less-varnished (though maybe not unvarnished) opinion of the current government and the leading figures in the history of the country.  I don’t have much to offer about the problems and solutions the people face, by which I mean anything.  It was jarring going from our straight-from-IKEA downtown apartment to the sheetmetal-and-cardboard of the township, and we kept it in mind throughout the trip.  We didn’t take many photos.

Afterwards, we went to the waterfront, which was like pretty much every waterfront area anywhere- beautiful, clean, gelato options, t-shirts.  Then we ferried over to Robben Island, the site of the prison where Mandela and tons of other political/other prisoners were held.  The tour was given by an ex-inmate.  Our group was’t terribly chatty, unfortunately, so most of the opportunities to ask questions were met with silence.  There were also a handful of Afrikaners who didn’t speak English, which we just didn’t think existed.

Dinner that night was at Kloof Street House- fantastic food in an amazing, beautiful old house.  I took a pretty epic photo of our wine, but that was pretty much it.

 

We had prepared a pretty extensive itinerary for the trip- literally every meal, every grocery store trip, every little thing.  The first day was our first chance to decide that maybe we over-planned and maybe we could just go with the flow.

But we didn’t!  We totally stuck to the plan, eating at the super delicious Lola’s on Long Street.  Really great way to start.  Unlike previous trips, we were starting off with a strong food experience!  After brekkie, we wandered down to some markets and looked through some stores before heading to the Old Biscuit Mill, which is *not* a place where they make old biscuits, whatever that would mean, but is an area that presumably used to be a regular biscuit mill but was now a sort of handmade megamall.  Lots of cool everythings!  Handmade selvedge denim pants, screen printing, cool weird lamps!  Like Renegade Craft Fair or Crafty Bastards meets Union Market.

From here, we got an Uber (which was great and super convenient throughout the country, fwiw) to the Kirstenbosch Botanical garden, which was where the trailhead for the itinerary-defined hike to the top of Table Mountain was.  The garden was beautiful, but we were in a hurry to start the pretty-log hike up and across the mountain, so we didn’t linger too long.

Beautiful place for a cricket match!

The trail was steep, but super well marked.  Our jetlag wasn’t exactly our best friend at the time, but we were tough and fast and made it to the top, with some fun vistas along the way.  The top of the mountain was as flat as a name like Table Mountain suggests (it’s not somehow named after the parliamentary procedure to end discussion of a particular motion), but the walk across was cool.  Lotta fynbos, which is a thing you can look up.  There’s a big pile o’ rocks up there called Maclears Beacon, which you can see below, probably:

After the hike, we took a cable car down the mountain, called another car and went back to apartment to freshen up before drinks and dinner.  We went to a gin bar near our apartment, where I had a fantastic gin and tonic and the worst, grossest, saddest attempt at a Martinez cocktail ever.  Yikes.  Dinner at Savoy Cabbage was another great meal, though not as good as what would come! Unfortunately, we had to stop at a pharmacy to pick up some cold medicine as we’d contracted a little bug that would follow us around for the whole first half of the trip.

So a case  could be made for not actually needing to have included posts for the day we left and the day we spent flying through the air, across an ocean and past the equator.  But we’re maximalists.

The flights were long and boring, but we made it.  We wore pajamas for the flight to Amsterdam, which was fine until there wasn’t enough time to change before landing and we had to walk through the airport looking like…  well, Americans, I suppose.  We made it to Cape Town, got into a cab without much trouble, and made it to our Airbnb.

Our place was right downtown.  We got a little nervous when the cab driver warned us about what a bad area it was and how most tourists don’t stay there for a reason.  Whooops!  But the place was cool and it used old style keys, which felt quaint and fancy at the same time.  Anyhoo, fun stuff starts tomorrow!

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Alright!  So we’re finally back!  Well, the night before we got back!  But we woke up in a nice hotel, and I woke up extra early so I could have my own personal SURF-ARI, aka check my email.  Then I went downstairs, where they served a nice breakfast, which we were really excited about, until we were told we had to RUSH AND GO OUTSIDE AND CATCH THE BUS ITS GONNA LEAVE AND GO ON THE SAFARI WITHOUT YOU!!!  Then it would be a SO-CLOSE-BUT-SO-FAR-I because we missed the bus.

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So we rushed!  And we went outside!

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And like 25 minutes later we left.  Because SO-FAR-WE have done nothing on time, and you’d think after a week we’d know that.  BUT NBD., we hung out and eventually piled into some Land Cruisers, aka SAFerrARIs.

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Our driver chatted with us about the school system (private is better, but more $$$ go fig), the different tribes in the area (Warusha, Masai, Chagga, Meru) and how since he wasn’t from around there (but from near Lake Victoria), he wasn’t any of those, which meant his kids didn’t speak his mother tongue but were apparently Swahili-monolingual (at that point; they’d learn English later).  This driver wasn’t intense about passing people, which was great cause I didn’t have to constantly be wondering how SAFE-ARE-WE?

Anyhoo, this is the day we went to Tarangire National Park to see animals, so I am going to stop talking about Not-Animals and get to the InFact-Animals.  Um.  When we first got there, I saw an impala way off in the distance and kinda freaked out and took a ton of terrible photos.  And then in five minutes I had seen like a million from much closer.  And that scenario pretty much happened with every animal.  Anyhow, here’s a list of things we saw and I remember and may or may not have photos of:

  • Zebra
  • Water buck
  • Impala
  • Wildebeast
  • Elephant
  • Giraffe
  • Dikdik
  • Mongoose
  • Lion
  • Warthog
  • Baboon
  • Tufted Hawk (or something like that)
  • Basket weaver
  • Hornbill (maybe a Von Der Ducken or something like that, idk)
  • Human (hahahah people are animals too hahahah)
  • Some other smaller brown birds that werent that interesting sorry
Hornbill.

Hornbill.

Um.  What else?  The guide was constantly on his radio with other guides.  I thought maybe they were just chatting, but they were relaly sharing information about cool animals, which lead to us (sorta) seeing a lion.  It was way donw in a valley and we could only just barely see it, but there were like 20 trucks all on this one little spot with all the safarers straining to see it.  But it was cool; we saw a lion.

And a dead snake.

Um, yeah.  Then we drove back, basically.  We’re leaving tomorrow.

BTDT

BTDT

From the itinerary:

A morning walking to Mweka gate reflecting of the past weeks experience with our Climb Kili vehicle waiting to transfer you to your hotel for a very welcomed shower at the hotel.  Overnight at SG Resort.

Last day! So I don’t know if I mentioned this, but the night before we were supposed to have walked to some camp, but instead we stayed at some other camp because it was closer and, if you recall, we slow. Anyhow, we wake up at Millennium camp, which should have a reason for being named that but apparently it doesnt, and we walk to Mweka Gate. The itinerary suggested it would be an easy walk, which it was, but it also suggested it would be short, which it wasn’t. I think we left at 8 maybe, and we didn’t arrive until.. well I have no idea, but much later.

Cause we slow. But it didn’t bother me, the going slow, because it was the last day and the sooner we got to Mweka Gate the sooner the trip would be over. So we took our time, and I took my time taking my time. I photographed every mushroom I saw, tons of Kilimanjaro Impatiens, lots of rocks, etc.

Impatien.  It is seriously so hard to not put a T on the end of that.

Impatien. It is seriously so hard to not put a T on the end of that.

The night before, as we came down the mountain, we had just left the rocky top of the mountain ecosystem and had entered the short little tree ecosystem. As we went further down the mountain, the trees got taller and the plant life thicker, and, in the highlight of the day, we started seeing monkeys again! Of course, my camera only barely registered them, but monkeys! Black and white ones. We actually didn’t see them until the very, very end, I think.

Singin' and dancin'

Singin’ and dancin’

When we got to the gate, all our porters were there waiting for us, singing a welcome song. and dancing. It was fun. We signed the little book saying we completed the trail, had folks clean our boots for us, which was kinda weird but pretty nice, and ate lunch.

After lunch there was this (I thought super weird) ceremony thing where the lead guide announced to everyone how much of the tip pool each porter was going to get. (There was a tip pool.) It was interesting though for a couple reasons. One, I naively thought that the porters were all basically the same rank, so to speak, but that was not true. The bottom run and the lowest-tipped were the dudes that carried the portable toilet, which both makes sense and doesn’t make any sense at all. They were followed by the water carriers (also kinda backwards, considering how important water is), then the kinda general equipment porters, then the porters who carried our personal stuff, then the waiters/cooks assistants/cook, and finally the guides, with the lead guide getting the biggest chunk.

The other thing that was kinda funny about it was that the lead guide, who was making all the announcements, would say what each person was getting in English, but then he’s repeat it in (presumably) Swahili, which would elicit cheers from whoever just found out about his bonus. The reason I thought it was funny is that I had kinda assumed that everyone spoke English pretty well and the reason they didn’t talk to us much was because, you know, we’re just boring tourists and why bother talking to us? I also noticed that the further up the hierarchy the announcements went, the less likely it was he would repeat anything in Swahili, which made me think that English language skills were pretty directly related to how high up in the organization you could go. Of course, I could totally be reading the entire situation wrong, which would be my style and not at all surprising.

Room for one more!

Room for one more!

Anyhow, after that we all pile pack into the truck to head to Arusha. We have car trouble along the way, so we have to stop at a mechanic, but after 20 minutes and a couple bottles of something or other poured somewhere or wherever, we’re back on the road. We get to the SG hotel (which bills itself as a “neo-Africanized resort”?) and it is awesome. The first place we stayed at, like I mentioned, was expensive, had poor service, scary water, etc. I mean, it was fine, but when we got to the SG I was stoked. Okay i had just spend a week on a mountain, so of course it would at least feel better, but this place had pizza and a bar and weird neon lights in the rooms, and showers with reliable, non-scary hot water. So. Showers, dinner of pizza and beer, and bed! In a bed! Where I wasn’t even a little bit cold! And I’m going on a safari tomorrow!

(Since I first began publishing these, Google has disabled embedding photospheres, because no good reason. So this will probably look dumb. sorry. You can also click here.)

From the itinerary

Day 6: BARAFU to SUMMIT to MWEKA CAMP
19,340’~5,895m ? 13 mi~21 km (5 km ascent/ 12 km descent) ? 7-8 hrs ascent~4-6 hrs descent
Tonight is the night!  A midnight start to conquer the highest point in Africa. This section of the route is considered one of the steepest on the non-technical paths of Kilimanjaro. It is a 6-7 hour hike to Stella Point in order to see the sunrise.  We continue our way to the summit between the Rebmann and Ratzel glaciers. We head in a northwesterly direction and ascend through heavy scree towards Stella Point on the crater rim. This can be the most mentally and physically challenging portion of the trek. From Stella Point you can see the summit; just 1 hour to Uhuru Peak and the rooftop of Africa!  We then descend down to Mweka Camp for dinner and celebration.

Like I said yesterday, we had a change of plans. Rather than leaving super early and getting to the summit at sunrise, we just left a little early. So. Around 3:30 we were woken up with the customary coffee/tea, then we pretty much immediately left. I went to bed fully clothed (I think everyone did), so it was a pretty quick up-and-at-em.

My camera can't focus, but nbd.

My camera can’t focus, but nbd.

So in the dark we start walking. And in the cold we start walking. It was really fun- walking in the dark. I tried to take as much time as possible to just look up- the stars were amazing and so much of the previous nights I was too cold to just sit outside at night for too long. Alas, we were walking in the dark, so I had to spend a fair amount of time watching the ground.

So. Walking in the dark. There’s not a lot to say about it. After a couple hours I was getting reeeeal cold. Well, not I was actually fine, broadly speaking, but my toes were getting cold cold cold! So I popped out a couple of those chemical handwarmers and jammed them into my boots. They take awhile to get started, but after an hour or so, feeling was back in Toesville. So that was pretty cool!

Eventually the sun rose.

Sunrise.

Sunrise.

And we just kept walking, really. It was pretty rocky, anbd pretty slow, and there were some traffic jams when we met other groups. Well, when other groups attempted to pass us because, remember, slow. As you approach the (first) summit, it’s kinda loose gravel, and we were going really slow. Like, maybe one step every two seconds. when we get about a hundred yards away from the first summit, we can see the brown and yellow “You’ve made it” sign, which pumped me up a little bit. Anyhow, we got to the first summit and got stoked and took photos and drank tea, but soon enough it was time to make the last push to the highest highest point.

Stella Point!

Stella Point!

It seemed like the next point was kinda close, but when we started walking it just seemed to get further. That happens a lot, actually. We’re still going really slow, but that doesn’t seem like such a problem anymore, since we’re above 19k feet, so as long as you’re going forward you’re happy. (By this point, two dudes on our trip had decided to not continue on and two were suffering from pretty intense altitude sickness.)

Maybe 45 minutes after the first peak, we get to Uhuru Peak. It’s 12:30, which means it took us 8 hours and change to make it to the top. We’re slow, but we’re stoked. And we take a tooon of photos. And we wait for our group to all show up so we can do a photo together, which takes awhile, cause the last push had spread us out pretty thin. I think you’re only supposed to spend 15 minutes at the top, but we were definitely there for closer to 45. Conveniently, I super duper have to go to the bathroom while we’re up there, so maybe I didn’t enjoy it as much as possible.

We did it, you guys!

We did it, you guys!

Dad and I took our an old cub scouts flag to pose with, as well as an A&M Flag, us being such faithful Aggies. Oh, can I embed Instagram videos? I must be able to. In fact, I was just looking at an embeddged Instagram video on deadspin. okay, let’s see here…

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Cool, I hope that worked.

ALRIGHT. So this seems like a logical stopping point, but it’s not. Cause we still have to go down the mountain. So we eventually wander back to the first peak, then we go down down down to our base camp. Here we ended up going in two different groups. Our group SCREAMED down the mountain, doing in maybe two hours what had taken us 7 in the morning. OBviously, going down is easy, but we were basically skiing down the mountain on our feet, shuffling through the loose, gravelly rocks that we’d been sludging through all morning. It was actually kinda fun, plus every step is an increase in oxygen, which is really great.

More mountain

More mountain

The third peak of Kilimanjaro, Mawenze, is visible to our left the whole way down. It gets a lot of photos taken of it. Eventually we make it down to our base camp, where we’re greeted enthusiastically by all the porters who’d been waiting for us. I think they’re all pretty happy that we made it, but I think they’re equally happy that they had the morning/afternoon off to hang out at camp and not have to carry our stuff around. Anyhow, we get lunch, pack up our tents, and wait for the rest of our posse to return from the mountain. Over the next couple hours they start to show up, but they are beat! One dude collapses in the mess tent, another is so exhausted he’s basically in a walking coma. And we still have a four hour hike to where we’re sleeping that night! Not an easy day.

Anyhow, eventually we leave that camp and start hiking to the next camp/our last night. It’s really long! I know I just said it a couple sentences ago, but we’ve hiked for like 12 hours so far and there’s still 4 more. But what are you gonna do? Ain’t gonna do nothing but keep walking. Which we do, until, jeez, like nine o’clock or something. But then we get to a nice camp, with dinner waiting for us and our tents set up. Food, brushing teeth, and our last night of camping on Kilimanjaro.