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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-05

Sunday, September 5th, 2010
  • Making pancakes today. Not just talking about it, either! #
  • Three grocery stores later, I still need maple syrup and a measuring cup. Oh well, we're just gonna have to make estimacakes. #
  • @ccbayer oops. in reply to ccbayer #
  • I swam fifty laps today, and not even in the kiddie pool! Beers: earned. #
  • Has anyone still not bought @thetwinshadow record? What are you waiting for? #
  • DCbecue! http://tweetphoto.com/42247384 #
  • Both my colleges have had lame dog breeds for mascots. What school is the Fightin' Golden Retrievers? #
  • Instructions for becoming a performance artist: Step 1- Take your clothes off. Congratulations, you are now a performance artist. #
  • (There's a guy on my bus reading a book on performance art. The cover features a naked man.) #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

Sunday, August 29th, 2010
  • Did you know that DC has some awesome and underused public pools? I didn't, but I do now! #
  • @katzsarah good luck tomorrow! #
  • Maine Fact of the Day http://bit.ly/bKUwN5 #
  • !!!!!!!!!! (@ Target – Columbia Heights) http://4sq.com/AX3os #
  • So the new arcade fire is good. I'm listening to it. But it ain't no twin shadow. But its pretty good. http://tweetphoto.com/41004047 #
  • @ccbayer at least its not concentric circles. in reply to ccbayer #
  • @ccbayer !!!!! Next time I get a frozen pizza, I'm trying it. in reply to ccbayer #
  • Orientation is in twelve hours and I have no idea what to wear! #
  • So it turns out that yesterday wasn't Thursday, so now I've gotta return the tux before I can even wear it. #
  • @ccbayer damnit. in reply to ccbayer #
  • Sometimes status wordly copy and see… notice? #
  • Math is cool. #
  • I found the store near my house that sells Four Loco. Uh-oh! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-22

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-15

Sunday, August 15th, 2010
  • Curtis is gone. #
  • !En fin! (@ IKEA w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/4re7YE #
  • Currently accepting orders for IKEA. #
  • Just breezed through the I-Pass lane without an I-Pass, in honor of my sister-in-law. #
  • I just saw a couple buy fifteen woks at ikea, which I've come to three times in as many days. What a place! #
  • Somehow fit an eight foot by two foot counter in my car. Station wagons rule. (@katzsarah until nine. Its ten now. :-( ) #
  • i'm so tired, but i'm not as tired as i am afraid that if i fall asleep, i wont wake up to catch my flight tomorrow. yuckstravaganza. #
  • Man, its so hot and humid, it's like swimming in a bowl of PepsiCo root beer. Yes, that is what it is like. #
  • Target
    1 (508) 336-1117
    79 Commerce Way, Seekonk, MA
    http://m.google.com/u/m/d3KCwJ #
  • I'm in a different state, but a state! http://twitgoo.com/1hq8i9 #
  • Happy rehearsing, fools. http://twitgoo.com/1hwi8w #
  • Bed time! (@ Sinton House) http://4sq.com/9Vt3NE #
  • Colin's hitting on some old chicks. http://twitgoo.com/1i0bom #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-08

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-01

Sunday, August 1st, 2010
  • Weddings and their after parties. #
  • Gate C-35 is my new favorite. #
  • It's more than genes, it's networks and systems http://bit.ly/atTghn #
  • Cumberland is next. #
  • This is cumberland. #
  • Why do I drink orange soda? Its not even good! http://twitgoo.com/1e75gj #
  • Don't call it that. RT @bluthquotes … what we in the soft-sciences call "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", or the "OC Disorder". #
  • Now that they're all in the bin, I have no idea why I'd been saving them. http://twitgoo.com/1ekwh1 #
  • @ccbayer i'm pretty sure it's just gonna read the comics. (least funny recycling bin ever!) #
  • holy canoli! it's already eight o'clock! what happened? where's my dinner? #
  • One down, four to go. http://twitgoo.com/1el5yb #
  • ¿Dentro de la tortilla? ¡Imposible! #
  • Chicago pays $26-35 to bury trash in a landfill and gets $31-45 for its recyclables, yet we can't afford to expand the blue cart program? #
  • A parking spot so good, I don't want to leave it. http://twitgoo.com/1ene6a #
  • It took me two weeks to find it, but I am happy to say that I now know where the eject button is on my laptop. #
  • Music: A.V. Undercover: The Cure http://bit.ly/bSJkvm #
  • RT @ccbayer Phone timin' in the USA!!! #
  • Six months post-purchase, I'm still listening to my Lady Gaga LP non-ironically. (Though only side 1A!) #
  • Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers? http://twitgoo.com/1etifd #
  • "To the apostles God gave tongues of fire, but to their successors a fire of tongues." Old school missionaries. What a way with words. #
  • Between a rock and a hardship. #
  • "More or less, I've frittered my life away. But then, what else is there to do with a life but fritter it away?" http://is.gd/dQQ9J #
  • Foster! Like, For Real! http://bit.ly/bthTjw #
  • We need a Department of Yourbumperstickersarestupid. #
  • Route 44 (@ Sonic Drive-In) http://4sq.com/dzEOI6 #
  • Holy canoli, dudes! My moving van is packed!!!!!!! #
  • @Adponce congrats dude! Being mayor of a liquor store is rad! All I'm mayor of is a restaurant that closed. in reply to Adponce #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

Sunday, July 25th, 2010
  • Seeing Pavement is good enough to make up for the people, the heat, and the people. That means its real good! #
  • Pissing Match: Is the World Ready for the Waterless Urinal? http://bit.ly/ahTavZ #
  • @ccbayer omg who is dragon??? in reply to ccbayer #
  • @katzsarah @ccbayer oh I remember. The guy who carried uncle jack! #
  • So apparently Kid Sister is playing second, and I only brought one xword. So.. um.. yeah. #
  • @ccbayer no no. I'm at pritzker. Just watched some congolese band. Next to macy's to get my suit, if time permits! in reply to ccbayer #
  • Kid Sis. http://twitgoo.com/19koye #
  • I just had to wander around dtown for fifteen mins looking for a place to make change, ended up w/ a mcdonalds shake! Oops. #
  • It was an Arctic Orange shake. It tastes like those oranges that grow in Greenland? (In honor of Greenland Day?) #
  • Oh man! I'm on a sharing spree! Watch out! #
  • Latino dude wearing the Confeddie battle flag on my bus. What the heck? #
  • Font Wars http://bit.ly/9MF6v2 #
  • Scientology's new enemy: Twitter http://bit.ly/9J8HPf #
  • Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: ‘Jody Hice’ For Whatever He’s Running For http://bit.ly/doW4Nz #
  • @Adponce your lemonade stand was all font and no lemons! in reply to Adponce #
  • New shades, same as the old shades. http://twitgoo.com/19pl36 #
  • @ccbayer Im going to the airportnow, though kt just told me our flight is three fucking hours late, so idfk wtf I am going to fucking do.Ha. in reply to ccbayer #
  • @sanjimaitra ha, I don't know. I didn't want the other folks on the train to notice me taking a picture of myself? in reply to sanjimaitra #
  • Why is my flight three hours late? Because of something that happened in New Jersey. Of course. New Jersey. #
  • Omg I'm totally in Houston! AND my nephew didn't cry at all during the long, bad flight! #christmasmiracle #
  • Wow. Pop's got an iPad and it's kinda cool! Um… Yeah! #
  • Kid Sister Is A Menace II Society … Erm, Not http://bit.ly/aNPr3s #
  • @jandruka whatever you are doing, it is surely awesome. Keep it up! in reply to jandruka #
  • I'm going to a wedding! #
  • @emptitious done! in reply to emptitious #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

Sunday, July 18th, 2010
  • similarities bt. logans square and circle: logan hardware, red volvos, statues, awesomnity. #
  • ditch digger! ditch digger! dig me a ditch! #
  • grant finally wins me over. 6 months of nothing but rocket from the crypt & co. finally pays off. dd, dd, d m a d. #
  • uh-oh, it's time for breakfast! http://bit.ly/dcE5yl #
  • my Advanced Resolution Expert customer support guy at #dell was awesome. waiting a month+ for a laptop was not. #somnathrules #dellsucks #
  • "With immense pleasure and most profound sense of Joy, I am writing this email to inform you order for the computer has shipped out…" #
  • Music: A.V. Undercover: The Smiths http://bit.ly/cn9KOP #
  • G-G the book http://bit.ly/asOcJy #
  • omg my laptop is in skokie! probably at the mall or the driving range, cause what else is there? (actually, it's probably in a fedex truck.) #
  • @ccbayer buying spray paint, probably. in reply to ccbayer #
  • Music: Newswire: R.I.P. reggae and dancehall pioneer Sugar Minott http://bit.ly/chHKaR #
  • @ccbayer is that a human homeboy, or like, a beaver or weird bird homeboy? in reply to ccbayer #
  • according to our calculations, you could fit about a hundred million mosquitos in my apartment. #
  • @sanjimaitra are you watching ammuuurricas got talent????? See that dbag w/ the black flag tattoo?? So angry! in reply to sanjimaitra #
  • @Adponce you're totally missing an awesome episode of americas got talent!….. in reply to Adponce #
  • who wants to go to ikea and suit shopping?!?! party time!!! suburbs!!! olive garden!!! #
  • Apparently #dell is staffed entirely by very nice but totally incompetent people. #
  • Last night I dreamt that somebody shoved me. #thesmiths #fighting #boredwhilewaitingfortechsupport #
  • A little early, but thanks! RT @dearmason @BrettRoyal HAPPY BIRTHDAY<3 Have a good one :D #
  • Oh wait, @dearmason was wishing @royalbrett a good one. Darnit. #
  • #dell has two strikes in less than 24 hours. one more and i'm sending this laptop back to the dugout. and by dugout, I probably mean china. #
  • D.C. Named Most Veg-Friendly City http://bit.ly/c3sbDc #
  • Buying clothes is hard, if not impossible. Is it cool to wear a t-shirt to a wedding? #
  • Definitely way better at buying records than I am at buying suits. #
  • Best place to keep a bottle opener? The fridge. #
  • @bluthquotes Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! in reply to bluthquotes #
  • @Slate honda prius? http://slate.me/95QsuS in reply to Slate #
  • Suit Shopping Part Two: Revenge of the Indecision Monster. #
  • Monster vanquised; suit owned, though Attack of the Son of the Indecision Monster: Picking Out a Shirt and Tie is already in pre-production. #
  • Oh man, I painted the heck out of my roof today! Way to go, dude! #
  • Football and beer are awesome. #
  • @katzsarah @Adponce you guys wanna go to ikea tomorrow? Or anyone else? #
  • …knows how to paaarty. http://twitgoo.com/1908k9 #
  • Tastes like Jolly Ranchers, Red Bull, Regret. http://twitgoo.com/190b53 #
  • @Adponce @katzsarah Sunday? #
  • @katzsarah @adponce Sunday? in reply to katzsarah #
  • I just ousted @greenmind0428 as the mayor of El Charro on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/5hFxma #
  • @katzsarah dammit. i hate driving out to wisconsin by myself. in reply to katzsarah #
  • Big Movie in Little Backyard! http://twitgoo.com/195gl4. (Actually the yard is pretty big, but we're watching a movie with Kurt Russell…) #
  • Sweet L'il Grumpy http://twitgoo.com/195ke8 #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

Sunday, July 4th, 2010
  • Imma donate the heck outta some blood today! #
  • I've seen the same weird old man three times in three weeks in three very different parts of the city. Creepy. #
  • @ccbayer no, it was the guy looking for cigarette butts with a few puffs left. http://twitgoo.com/15wm4h in reply to ccbayer #
  • @erikrahman keep up the good work! in reply to erikrahman #
  • @erikrahman no idea… by august 27th at the latest, i guess august 1st at the earliest. i'm doing a heck of a job not planning anything. in reply to erikrahman #
  • looks like it's el charro. #
  • I just saw a cyclist knock off a sideview with his lock after arguing with a dude driving a van. #
  • who still needs a place to sit? http://bit.ly/aJtJ6V #
  • @ccbayer my computer boots in windows all the time; works fine for me! in reply to ccbayer #
  • Goodnight! http://twitgoo.com/1608ed #
  • man! this is the kind of weather that makes all the other kinds of weather jealous! #
  • I want something that comes with a side of man'n'cheese. #
  • There should be a law against this cup size #route44 #
  • @Adponce @KatzSarah what was it? Ice cream? in reply to Adponce #
  • My internet ain't working, and I have no idea what that means. Can I still brush my teeth, or do dishes, or …? I feel so helpless. #
  • somnath, my dell cust serv rep, is awesome! He wished me a happy fourth, then told me my comp is gonna be a week late. #
  • I just ousted @johnlscholl as the mayor of Logan Square Monument on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bXi4W0 #
  • i finally lost the ymca mayorship, but at least I "won" back the logan square monument! sounds like a fair trade to me. #

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